This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
there was a trapeze. enough said
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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