What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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