Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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