All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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