A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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