Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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