that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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