I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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