love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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