How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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