She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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