We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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