Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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