obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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