: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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