Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my sisters under your porch take her home
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honey bunches of taint.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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