READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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