there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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