No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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