Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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