She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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