We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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