Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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