Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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