My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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