I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
one might say we're banned from that church
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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