I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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