i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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