I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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