I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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