how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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