Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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