The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My balls are so social today.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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