people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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