Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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