trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just pee around me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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