yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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