her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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