I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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