There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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