you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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