ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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