you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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