we're blogging at a bar
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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