should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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