Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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