I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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