"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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