hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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