I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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