Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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