Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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