She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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